i cant Wait for fall im gonna fuck a pumpkin
How much do I hate Columbus?
I have to say “Indian from India”.
I’ll leave you with that.
i am down for a worrying number of things once i’m drunk
r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
How To Get Away With Murder - Summary
"A part of me wants you
in the most innocent way possible:
taking off your shoes in my bedroom,
climbing under the sheets and watching
whatever’s in my Netflix queue,
barely even touching
as we talk about our days until we
fall asleep with our
clothes still on.
But another, hungrier part of me
wants you unbuttoning your shirt
before you’re completely through my door,
falling onto my bed, and
scrambling to make your fingers
unbutton my shirt faster
Your mouth shaking out
my name the entire time."
— Safe To Say A Lot’s Going Through My Head When I Think About You | Lora Mathis
"Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with, without feeling stressed. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend."
I’m so annoying but I’m cute so it’s ok
If any of u want snaps of the strokes gimme ur snap chatz
Always a head above the rest with my fellow giraffes 💙💛 (at Lincoln Memorial)